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DO NOT BUY A ROBE IF...
You just want it for a single event then:
Figure to abuse our guarantee and return it for a full refund (we've seen it).
Culprits will be charged a "rental" fee by our very cranky Mad Seamstress.
You're still growing:
(In 6 months the robe will be too short
Save your money and wait!)
You are certifiably batshit insane in a bad way.
Cut us a break--we're ALREADY dealing with the Mad Seamstress!
You have BLOCKS on your e-mail (we HAVE to be able to contact you!)
You never check the e-mail address you give us
Your Paypal e-mail is no longer current (Check it!)
You forgot to pay your server bill
Have a too-full mail box
No valid delivery address (use your work address, we don't mind!)
You are about to move or are:
Leaving for a trip
Taking semester finals
About to become a father or give birth
You expect non-fannish family / significant other / insane roommate to forward your order
(C'mon, what are the odds of that working out?)
You don't know the difference between a robe and a cloak
Cannot figure out our measurements page directions (call Mom!)
You suddenly convert to the Dark Side/Light Side of the Force and are being pursued by Knights/Sith Lords, bounty hunters, Jamaican Fish People, and/or cranky galactic emperors.
You may think you'll have time to deal with this, but you won't.