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DO NOT BUY A ROBE IF...

 

  1. You just want it for a single event then: 

    1. Figure to abuse our guarantee and return it for a full refund (we've seen it).

    2. Culprits will be charged a "rental" fee by our very cranky Mad Seamstress.

     

  2. You're still growing: 

    1. (In 6 months the robe will be too short

    2. Save your money and wait!)

     

  3. You are certifiably batshit insane in a bad way.

    1. Cut us a break--we're ALREADY dealing with the Mad Seamstress!

     

  4. You have BLOCKS on your e-mail (we HAVE to be able to contact you!)

  5. You never check the e-mail address you give us

  6. Your Paypal e-mail is no longer current  (Check it!)

  7. You forgot to pay your server bill 

  8. Have a too-full mail box

  9. No valid delivery address (use your work address, we don't mind!)

  10. You are about to move or are:

    1. Leaving for a trip

    2. Taking semester finals

    3. About to become a father or give birth


  11. You expect non-fannish family / significant other / insane roommate to forward your order

    1. (C'mon, what are the odds of that working out?)

     

  12. You don't know the difference between a robe and a cloak

  13. Cannot figure out our measurements page directions (call Mom!)

  14. You suddenly convert to the Dark Side/Light Side of the Force and are being pursued by Knights/Sith Lords, bounty hunters, Jamaican Fish People, and/or cranky galactic emperors.

 

You may think you'll have time to deal with this, but you won't. 



 WE REQUIRE A CONTACT PHONE NUMBER.   Voicemail is fine.

Every order requires we need to be able to contact you.

If your email isn't working we need a backup if there are problems!
Murphy's Law means that YOURS will be the non-working email address when we have a problem with an order.  Non-working e-addresses are #4 on our list of why your order is late

We're not kidding--your delivery can be seriously delayed if we must resort to snail mail.

The number is SAFE!!  We DELETE it soon as your order is shipped.

We respect your privacy and have better things to do than sell numbers to some lame list or phone up to ask if you know the capital of East Timor and what its gross national product might be.

And we hate those bloody annoying sales calls as much as you do.

So please, just put in a current contact number so we can provide you with a swift delivery of your awesome robe!

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