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What could possibly go wrong with your delivery?
#1 REASON WHY YOUR ORDER IS LATE:
Ordering the wrong item
Yes, for the last 30 years you've called it a Jedi cloak, but it is really a ROBE.
A cloak has NO SLEEVES. A robe does.
ROBE = sleeves
Cloaks are sleeve-challenged. NO sleeves!
DO NOT order a when you want a and vice-versa.
#2 No measurements were included!
(The Jedi & Sith lords serving you here at Mystik Merchant are fast, friendly workers, just NOT telepathic!)
We cannot start construction unless we have measurements done according to our directions.
#3 : INCORRECT MEASUREMENTS
Kind of self-explanatory, that one.
Please don't make our Mad Seamstress suicidal.
TAKE YOUR TIME
DOUBLE/TRIPLE-CHECK THE NUMBERS
. . . or we will turn this whole page into a hyperlink convention! Boohahahaha!
(We call her the Mad Seamstress for a dang good reason.)
#4: E-mail problems (especially Hotmail, AOL & military)
99% of the time the client has sent the wrong addy.
Make sure PAYPAL information is CURRENT.
Do you have SERVER BLOCKS so we cannot make contact?
OR does your server shunt new mails to a "spam folder" that you never check?
THAT'S why we need a daytime phone number!
The number is secure and for emergency contact only. We will NOT share it with anyone.
It is deleted as soon as your order is delivered.
#5 : INVALID DELIVERY ADDRESS
If you are on the move saving or taking over the galaxy, PLEASE give a valid delivery address the Post Office can find.
Work address or a relative's/friend's house is fine!
#6: The Post Awful drops the ball.
GASP! Sometimes the Postal Service runs late!
They're usually pretty good, making delivery within 2-3 days as promised.
However, holiday season, bad weather, and other disasters can mess that up.
ALWAYS order early so you get your robe in plenty of time for whatever event you want it for!
#7: Skipping the descriptions - Especially on the ON SALE! page
You wanted a heavy black Sith robe and got a summer weight brown Meditation robe instead!
We try to make the descriptions as painless as possible, but in the end you have to read them to make sure you're getting the item you want.
There's no hurry. We're not going anywhere, and we really DO want you to get the right item!
#8: Someone other than yourself takes delivery, then forgets to tell you!
Yes, this happened to one of our clients.
His friend brought in the box, then it fell behind a piece of furniture and they didn't find it for a week.
Our client forgave us, but we're not sure what happened to his friend!
(Oh, yeah, baby, we're back with that again.)
Need another link? Okay. Measurements!